The Mascot

 Meet Bob

    I never planned to end up with a mascot, it just kinda happened. One of the first things I bought was a skeleton. His name was Bob, well, he just looks like a Bob.

*Say 'hi' Bob*

    He hangs by a noose at the entry to the front door. He has stayed in this exact location every year since the beginning in 2014. 

    So, a little about Bob. He's five feet tall and prefers to be called 'skin and bones' even though he does not have skin... Anyhoo, he doesn't ask for much and he always does his job. A couple of years into his employment, he finally had a request. He wanted a girlfriend. We'll get more into her later.

The Promotion

    Because Bob was such a good employee, I decided that for this new upgraded season, he deserved a promotion. Just not a raise. I mean, come on, what would he spend it on. Not like he's rocking any clothes. Bob is a bit of a nudist it would seem. Maybe a raise upward if the sisal rope that serves as his noose breaks off any further. 

    Since he has been so dedicated to his job, his promotion will garner him to be a little more inclusive into the decor. So this will be the first year that he will get to portray a character. Exactly what kind of character, I'm not entirely sure yet. So, stay tuned to see the details unfold.